CosmoJu's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[If It Ain't Broke...]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_geDVVNUI&t=108s

ABrightSide responds:

That was the old Disney. The new Disney loves everyone... as long as it's profitable.

[One Small Step for Man]

Does she inch her way to her destination like a worm?!

ABrightSide responds:

No, she isn't that small.

[Falina Bunny Biker]

Lemme guess! You got your motorcycle from a genie after you wished your rival was gay!

FahadLami-NG responds:

Actually she uses that for model photograph. XD
(But thanks btw)

[Not an Object]

Who does she think she is, Candence Owens!?

ABrightSide responds:

Yeah, I figured at least one reader would bring her up.

[Monetized Morality]

That’s technically bribing, which is also a naughty sin frowned upon baby the heavens

ABrightSide responds:

She prefers to call it negotiation.

[Chew for Change]

Sounds like something Jeff Bezos would say! He could’ve end world hunger by just giving up even just 0.01% of his capital wealth!

ABrightSide responds:

Donations are nice, but we also gotta make sure someone trustworthy redistributes all that wealth.

[Birthday Bits]

He’s kinda right. I’ve heard of defunct websites like Neopets being overrun by Nazi trolls and comments. If you’re going to grow a large following, you better start hiring moderators to keep that s**t on lockdown!

ABrightSide responds:

So far, I'm only getting 10 to 20 comments on every post, so I don't really need to hire moderators.

[Only One of Me]

That’s like a rich CEO claiming they are being persecuted for their wealth like the Jews being persecuted for their race during the Nazi era

ABrightSide responds:

Dude, it's just a bait-and-switch joke.

[Never Done Growing]

Good thing I'm smart enough and lucky enough to have supporting parents

ABrightSide responds:

Yeah, me too.

[Around the World, Around the World]

The reason why you can’t land in a different spot on Earth after jumping is because YOU’RE TRAVELLING AT THE SAME SPEED AS THE EARTH’S ROTATION under the frame of reference of an outside observer away from Earth!

ABrightSide responds:

Huh, we haven't talked in a while. I admit, I don't spend a lot of time on this site.