CosmoJu's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eve From Stellar Blade]

Is this supposed to EVE-voke a mating response?

SeiKoDraw responds:

indeed, specially when it comes to Eve. :)

[If It Ain't Broke...]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_geDVVNUI&t=108s

ABrightSide responds:

That was the old Disney. The new Disney loves everyone... as long as it's profitable.

[One Small Step for Man]

Does she inch her way to her destination like a worm?!

ABrightSide responds:

No, she isn't that small.

[Falina Bunny Biker]

Lemme guess! You got your motorcycle from a genie after you wished your rival was gay!

FahadLami-NG responds:

Actually she uses that for model photograph. XD
(But thanks btw)

[Not an Object]

Who does she think she is, Candence Owens!?

ABrightSide responds:

Yeah, I figured at least one reader would bring her up.

[Monetized Morality]

That’s technically bribing, which is also a naughty sin frowned upon baby the heavens

ABrightSide responds:

She prefers to call it negotiation.

[Chew for Change]

Sounds like something Jeff Bezos would say! He could’ve end world hunger by just giving up even just 0.01% of his capital wealth!

ABrightSide responds:

Donations are nice, but we also gotta make sure someone trustworthy redistributes all that wealth.

[Birthday Bits]

He’s kinda right. I’ve heard of defunct websites like Neopets being overrun by Nazi trolls and comments. If you’re going to grow a large following, you better start hiring moderators to keep that s**t on lockdown!

ABrightSide responds:

So far, I'm only getting 10 to 20 comments on every post, so I don't really need to hire moderators.

[Only One of Me]

That’s like a rich CEO claiming they are being persecuted for their wealth like the Jews being persecuted for their race during the Nazi era

ABrightSide responds:

Dude, it's just a bait-and-switch joke.

[Never Done Growing]

Good thing I'm smart enough and lucky enough to have supporting parents

ABrightSide responds:

Yeah, me too.