CosmoJu's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stack Some Stats]

(Discontent slightly falls)

[Reward in and of Itself]

Or infamous, depending on if the people find out you hired actors and bots to fake your status

[Worst Foot Forward]

It stopped snowing on my Canadian side of the border by January

[Not an Object]

Who does she think she is, Candence Owens!?

ABrightSide responds:

Yeah, I figured at least one reader would bring her up.

[No Hasty Holidays]

What is this, Puritan-era Boston?!

[Monetized Morality]

That’s technically bribing, which is also a naughty sin frowned upon baby the heavens

ABrightSide responds:

She prefers to call it negotiation.

[Chew for Change]

Sounds like something Jeff Bezos would say! He could’ve end world hunger by just giving up even just 0.01% of his capital wealth!

ABrightSide responds:

Donations are nice, but we also gotta make sure someone trustworthy redistributes all that wealth.

[The Ugliest Pattern]

What Right-wingers think left-woke classrooms would look like

[Staring Constricts Progress]

Do you have a year’s supply of eye drops handy?

[Metroid, Samus (justin bailey)]

You did a half-ass job!