CosmoJu's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Staring Constricts Progress]

Do you have a year’s supply of eye drops handy?

[Metroid, Samus (justin bailey)]

You did a half-ass job!

[Birthday Bits]

He’s kinda right. I’ve heard of defunct websites like Neopets being overrun by Nazi trolls and comments. If you’re going to grow a large following, you better start hiring moderators to keep that s**t on lockdown!

ABrightSide responds:

So far, I'm only getting 10 to 20 comments on every post, so I don't really need to hire moderators.

[Chainsaw Man]

“Finally, I’ll get my revenge for all the leaves I had to rake and all that pruning! The times that tree leaped in front of me tractor when I was texting me friend!!”

[Cocktail Curse]

Picked a bad day to summon a ghost on her period

[Scientist Bunny comms]

How’s that meth lab business going along, hopper?

[Fight Fire with a Fire Fighter]

Look on the bright side! At least your costume already came pre-stitched with reflective tape!

[Can't Argue with That!]

Tip: If you find yourself in an intense argument or debate, pause for five seconds before you respond. Even with a small break, you’ll be able to think more clearly and come up with a reasonable (and less emotional) counter-argument.

If possible, try to reinvent your argument to fit with your opponent’s perspective, beliefs and value system.

[Only One of Me]

That’s like a rich CEO claiming they are being persecuted for their wealth like the Jews being persecuted for their race during the Nazi era

ABrightSide responds:

Dude, it's just a bait-and-switch joke.

[Never Done Growing]

Good thing I'm smart enough and lucky enough to have supporting parents

ABrightSide responds:

Yeah, me too.